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A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

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Posted at 3:17am on April 17th - 3570 NOTES

pokemondaycares:

Someone shared this with me on facebook and I thought it was an April Fool’s hoax, but apparently it’s not! I haven’t seen anything about it on tumblr yet, so I figured I’d share it. This is pretty neat!

Here’s a gameplay video

Game Website 

Play The Game here

where I found the image 



Posted at 2:12am on April 17th - 55149 NOTES

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

(Source: bustedbitmap)



Posted at 1:06am on April 17th - 6089 NOTES
fuckyeahbuckynatasha:

Art Commission by the amazing ironfries

fuckyeahbuckynatasha:

Art Commission by the amazing ironfries



Posted at 9:54pm on April 16th - 6629 NOTES
Anonymous began pestering you: Do you know Japanese?

ichijouraku:



Posted at 8:49pm on April 16th - 507 NOTES
0-memento-mori-0:

beforan:

lots of people are freakin out because 4/13 is the speculated date of the gigaupd8 but let it be known that this is still a thing

I personally am banking on the upd8 coming on 6/12
Started on John’s birthday, ends on Karkat’s??

0-memento-mori-0:

beforan:

lots of people are freakin out because 4/13 is the speculated date of the gigaupd8 but let it be known that this is still a thing

I personally am banking on the upd8 coming on 6/12

Started on John’s birthday, ends on Karkat’s??



Posted at 7:43pm on April 16th - 4106 NOTES

serratedraptor:

is that a fucking cricket whistle



Posted at 6:37pm on April 16th - 3150 NOTES

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

DUDES

DUDES GUYS DUDEBROCHACHO HE-MAN BROSEPHSTEINBECHS

SO I WENT OUT TO GET SOME ICE CREAM THIS NIPPLE-FRIDDLED NIGHT BECAUSE I FELT LIKE GETTING SOME GODDAMN ICE CREAM

BUT THEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, “JACKSON, YOU ARE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, YOU SHOULD GET MORE THAN ICE CREAM!!”

A SMALL PART OF MY MIND REPLIED “WAIT NO UR NOT” BUT I DIDNT LISTEN TO IT SO I GOT SOME GODDAMN COOKIES.

ON THE WAY OUT, THERE WAS THIS CUTE LITTLE SIGN THAT SAID “SOFT DRINKS” AND I ONCE AGAIN THOUGHT TO MYSELF FOR A RECORD TWO TIMES IN ONE NIGHT. THE THOUGHT THAT HAPPENED IN MY BRAIN WAS “DUDE YOU LIKE SODAS TOO YOU SHOULD GET SOME GODDAMN SODA”

SO YOU KNOW WHAT????

I FUCKING DID. AND I ALSO GOT SOME MONSTERS BECAUSE THEY WERE IN THE SAME AISLE AND I FUCKIN LOVE MONSTERS TOO SUE ME FOR BEING A STONE COLD BUTTER-SLATHERED BROSKI

SO I GET HOME WITH THESE COOKIES AND ICE CREAM AND SODA AND SHIT AND

THERE IS MY BLENDER

JUST SITTING THERE

GLISTENEING BEAUTIFULLY

SO IG ET AN IDEA IN MY HEAD THAT

THAT I SHOULD BLEND IT ALL

THAT I SHOULD MAKE THE BEST THING EVER

AND SO I DID

GOD FUCKING SHITFUCK THIS IS THE BEST DECISION IVE EVER MADE

MY HEART IS SCREAMING BUT I WILL SHOW NO MERCY TO THE MUSCLE OF MISERY

I WANNA FUCKIN RUN A MARATHON

I WANNA

FUCKIN

RUN DOWN A HORSE

A GODDAMN HORSE

AND JUST LIKE, STROKE IT SENSUALLY AND NEIGH QUIETLY INTO ITS EAR

I WANNA RIP THE STILL BEATING HEART OUT OF A GROWN ASS MAN AND SHOVE IT UP HIS GROWN ASS ASS FOR SCIENCE

AND THEN IM GONNA MOTHERFUCKIN SOLVE COLD FUSION AND WORLD HUNGER AND THEN JUST

WRITE NORTH KOREA A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER

FUCK YEAH



Posted at 5:31pm on April 16th - 16578 NOTES
oreides:

lescheveuxoranges:

My boyfriend has some free time, so he does animated fanarts…
Just like that
Yep…
Here’s his blog

no but like
go to his blog, he’s incredible

oreides:

lescheveuxoranges:

My boyfriend has some free time, so he does animated fanarts…

Just like that

Yep…

Here’s his blog

no but like

go to his blog, he’s incredible




Posted at 4:26pm on April 16th - 430822 NOTES

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck




Posted at 3:20pm on April 16th - 187029 NOTES

classyrainbowaristocrat:

monobeartheater:

callow-maturity:

eiyoko:

What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff

but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im not having nearly enough sex to be in a fanfiction

Thats how you know you arent a main character in the fic

(Source: animatorzee)



Posted at 2:15pm on April 16th - 270 NOTES

(Source: futilereality)



Posted at 1:08pm on April 16th - 21687 NOTES

ghoulkiss:

L O A D I N G … 



Posted at 12:05pm on April 16th - 604750 NOTES

(Source: SPITTACULAR)



Posted at 10:57am on April 16th - 41790 NOTES
notkatniss:

apparently one gay superhero couple is way too much for straight people to handle

notkatniss:

apparently one gay superhero couple is way too much for straight people to handle



Posted at 9:52am on April 16th - 90815 NOTES

immox:

I will always reblog this whenever it appears in my dashboard.

(Source: schweppesandcheshirecats)



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